Airline Food

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177 Responses to "Airline Food"

Jerry says:

June 29, 2009 at 9:48 pm

how is this an oxymoron? I don’t think it is…
Dave says:

July 9, 2009 at 2:12 pm

Have you ever had airline “food” … Just because you can eat cardboard, doesn’t make it food.
Paula says:

July 18, 2009 at 3:36 pm

yeah, I don’t think this is an oxymoron either.
Andy says:

July 29, 2009 at 8:16 am

lmfao ur retarded. its an oxymoron cos the stuff they serve on planes is just crap on a plate. not food. XD but yeh its a good one 😉
James D says:

August 8, 2009 at 7:33 pm

other than its not food 🙂
Dasha says:

August 24, 2009 at 5:11 pm

Hey andy, you’re retarded…….this isn’t an oxymoron simply because it isn’t verbally an oxymoron. What you’re thinking of is called a joke.
Lozzie says:

September 22, 2009 at 1:23 pm

Depends which airline!
myblackmasquerade says:

November 2, 2009 at 2:50 pm

I'm sorry, I just don't get how this is an oxymoron.
Sooz says:

December 4, 2009 at 6:32 pm

Isn't that from a Johnny Depp quote? Or did he get it here? Chicken or the egg?
shauue akemaaen says:

December 15, 2009 at 9:35 am

well im uncle doesnt get it either..
Jeni says:

January 1, 2010 at 5:46 am

hahaha. that's hilarious 🙂 cept some is alright..
JSHJ says:

January 16, 2010 at 11:19 pm

I know one!You are cold as fire!!Or you are hot as ice!!
shanebennett says:

January 25, 2010 at 11:05 am

What does this mean!!!
SinDrek Johnson says:

January 25, 2010 at 12:48 pm

Just site is gayer then a 1940 musical
Bask says:

February 16, 2010 at 10:51 pm

it's meaning airline food isn't really food
Re: Bask says:

April 18, 2010 at 5:20 pm

However food is still food regardless of origin.
savanna890 says:

April 24, 2010 at 7:18 pm

what is dis crap
rostarap says:

May 20, 2010 at 5:33 pm

how is this a oxymoron!?!?!?! this website is mess up!!!
Arkayne says:

July 29, 2010 at 4:26 am

Don't expect to eat something fancy when you're flying because it's plane food.
Spaghetti_kat465 says:

August 16, 2010 at 10:36 pm

a lot of these dont seem like they would be oxymoron….
Armorofjeje says:

August 23, 2010 at 4:24 pm

seriously how is this an oxymoron
just sayin' says:

October 13, 2010 at 7:05 pm

is food 'still food' regardless of origin, or is that a weak oxymoron? eg: kraft dinner, jelly beans, cheese whiz.
GUEST. says:

October 17, 2010 at 10:37 pm

This isn't an oxymoron. It's a bad joke. It really shouldn't be classified as an oxymoron.
Gg says:

October 21, 2010 at 7:09 am

알아서 뭐해?
Gg says:

October 21, 2010 at 12:09 pm

알아서 뭐해?
Leeron64 says:

December 22, 2010 at 1:25 am

This is not an oxymoron and should be taken off the list
Liamara says:

January 28, 2011 at 2:24 am

i dont get it……..what is the meaning
OxymoronGurl says:

February 22, 2011 at 12:16 am

That isn’t an oxymoron people! You are just trying to put down airline food.
Ang_mastellone says:

February 28, 2011 at 2:11 pm

this is even more stupid
Ilovehores says:

March 15, 2011 at 11:20 pm

no way
pat says:

March 31, 2011 at 12:23 am

Even foreign people agree
kaskada1234 says:

April 11, 2011 at 1:16 am

wow this site sooo unrelible like really? this is just a stupid joke thats not funny at all. most of theses (oxymorons) are . unlike the ppl who made this website i came on her to find a decent page for my school to teach more about oxymorons.not read idotic jokes
Seimhin says:

April 14, 2011 at 8:02 am

wut [sic] ar [sic] dis [sic] ppl [sic] doin [sic]? wuts [sic] wit [sic] dis [sic] unrelible [sic] site? dis [sic] site just [sic] sooo [sic] stupid [sic] i [sic] hate u [sic] ppls [sic] 4 [sic] ruin [sic] dis [sic] site.

Do most users have to talk like this WITHOUT THE [SIC]’s?! You miserable dunces should REALLY go back to learning Reading, ‘RITING, and ‘Rithmetic. Apparently, your third-rate English is keeping you below the working class and therefore, the business, first, or executive class. GO BACK TO SCHOOL, LAZY BUMS! STOP SUCKING MY TAX DOLLARS, YOU BABIES*!!!

* No offense is intended to biological babies, but offense is intended to those who continue acting like babies beyond their, “babihood.”
Tymills22 says:

May 19, 2011 at 4:19 pm

it was korean…. in english it means “What are you doing take care”
Claddaghrox says:

November 8, 2011 at 4:50 am

it’s funny cuz it’s not actually food
Claddaghrox says:

November 8, 2011 at 4:50 am

it’s funny cuz it’s not actually food
Akasha Armand says:

January 3, 2012 at 6:50 pm

This is an oxymoron??????!!!!!????!?!?!?!?!
Julia Cheng says:

February 22, 2012 at 10:11 pm

what the hell, this isn’t an oxymoron!
Julia Cheng says:

February 22, 2012 at 10:12 pm

dude, like shut up.
Julia Cheng says:

February 22, 2012 at 10:13 pm

agreed old chap!
Iluvoxymorons says:

March 23, 2012 at 2:36 am

Lovely! The only thing I don’t get is “food” is just food. There’s no bad or good food. It’s just food. You need it to survive. But anyways I luv this oxymoron! 😀
Lina Pratt says:

May 3, 2012 at 3:03 am

It’s not.
Lina Pratt says:

May 3, 2012 at 3:03 am

Lame.
Sparkpin says:

July 21, 2012 at 2:45 am

It might be on the list because “airline food = food made of airline,” which is weird
Chris W says:

July 21, 2012 at 8:19 pm

babihood isn’t a word. Learn English.
ntasha says:

November 3, 2012 at 10:02 am

it not an oxymoron of any kind
fu says:

January 3, 2013 at 4:45 pm

Isn’t an oxymoron
CCtree says:

January 3, 2013 at 5:35 pm

…the definition of bad, no HORRIBLE food…
cannibal says:

February 12, 2013 at 11:41 pm

so like, Chinese food… is that food maid of Chinese. That means the Chinese have been feeding themselves to themselves and the rest of the world… so a big portion of the world is cannibal.
Me says:

April 22, 2013 at 7:32 pm

I agree
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April 24, 2013 at 8:59 pm

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Travell Louie says:

May 27, 2013 at 12:00 am

maybe because they are looking at it in a different way. tech it is..think about it
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Bob says:

August 28, 2013 at 11:26 am

“This isn’t an oxymoron. It’s a bad joke. It really shouldn’t be classified as an oxymoron.”
Really not an oxymoron please remove….
kpm says:

September 13, 2013 at 6:48 pm

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Zaph says:

October 30, 2013 at 10:08 pm

There was probably a reason for the quotation marks.
nyancat says:

December 4, 2013 at 9:23 pm

not an oxymoron. just a badx100000000000000000000000 joke that doesn’t make sense.
nyancat says:

December 4, 2013 at 9:23 pm

what?
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October 13, 2014 at 8:21 pm

Really
Peter Chan says:

February 7, 2020 at 4:05 pm

I beg to disagree.
Airline meals are not universally bad.
Good food on the plane is not at all uncommon.
Miner_OfThePigs says:

January 29, 2021 at 4:17 pm

I know it’s been 10 years since this comment was posted but you’re dissing peoples english and you spelled writing wrong.

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