airline schedules

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16 Responses to "airline schedules"

Theo says:

June 14, 2009 at 8:00 am

wtf?
Donald says:

August 4, 2009 at 8:41 am

Theo wtf. is not an oxymoron. Why is airline food and oxymoron?.
Also what is pussy food ?.
Donald says:

August 4, 2009 at 8:43 am

Dark Night is a good oxymoron
iqbalkumar says:

December 2, 2009 at 4:21 am

the word does not exist. All schedules are generally haywire.
Re: Bask says:

April 18, 2010 at 5:21 pm

This isn't a oxymoron.
Dennisthetiger says:

June 30, 2010 at 1:54 pm

Schedules are published by airlines. Whether they follow is left as an exercise. Doesn't make it an oxymoron. Hell, busses are late once in a while. that a schedule exists doesn't guarantee it will be adhered to 100%. Crap happens, deal.
Pantagruel001 says:

July 8, 2010 at 8:30 am

This web site has no idea what an oxymoron is.
Dave Saullo says:

August 31, 2010 at 11:30 am

What I find amusing about airline schedules, is that they know most of the time the plane will not be landing/taking off “on time”, however the schedules are printed by specific minutes, i.e. Arriving 5:03 pm. Why not 5:00 or 5:15?
Jajuet says:

November 12, 2010 at 1:55 pm

You're right this is not an oxymoron
5centcoffee says:

November 18, 2010 at 2:32 pm

Maybe its a hidden 3 to 12 minute leverage the airlines use to soothe the passenger. For me 5:03 sounds better than 5:00.
5centcoffee says:

November 18, 2010 at 8:32 pm

Maybe its a hidden 3 to 12 minute leverage the airlines use to soothe the passenger. For me 5:03 sounds better than 5:00.
Blarkville says:

January 1, 2012 at 8:15 am

Myself, and Josephina do not agree that this is an oxymoron. We feel it doesn’t make sense.
Zibra says:

June 15, 2012 at 6:07 pm

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tekla tucker (STU) says:

January 24, 2018 at 12:45 am

Oh, It’s an oxymoron all right. Ever tried to successfully board a plane when expected?
Victor Cameron says:

January 27, 2018 at 10:26 am

“the word does not exist” – now there’s an oxymoron!!
Alexis Stanzel says:

November 12, 2018 at 3:45 pm

greatest oxymoron ever-
honest politicians

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