almost pregnant

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20 Responses to "almost pregnant"

vaenima says:

July 22, 2009 at 10:11 pm

This one time in band camp……….
Ayasredrose says:

December 8, 2010 at 5:10 pm

How in the world can someone be “almost” pregnant? You either ARE or ARE NOT pregnant. Perhaps that's the joke.
Ddog says:

January 7, 2011 at 11:08 pm

duh
Terri Ellis-Repka says:

April 26, 2011 at 10:39 pm

This phrase makes me ponder times when I’ve had an “IDEAL” thought, but any “IDEAS” I’ve used just don’t seem to achieve exactly what I’m looking for! So, “IDEAL” (as my thought process) is to be pregnant, yet my “IDEAS” are shooting blanks & therefore-ALMOST PREGNANT!!! Does that make sense to anyone???
Lupualice says:

December 11, 2011 at 6:19 am

DENY DENY DENY 🙁
ABORT ABORT ABORT 🙂
youdontneedtoknow says:

January 29, 2012 at 12:19 am

smart democrat
Julia Cheng says:

February 22, 2012 at 10:15 pm

wow, this is as bad as a donkey’s shit
Julia Cheng says:

February 22, 2012 at 10:15 pm

doesn’t to me.
Tinkerbell81996 says:

May 21, 2012 at 8:39 am

Qahen qahen qahen qahen
Tinkerbell81996 says:

May 21, 2012 at 8:42 am

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Tinkerbell81996 says:

May 21, 2012 at 8:43 am

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notaname says:

August 20, 2012 at 2:08 pm

Almost pregnant? Do people say this during sex?
cuntfeature says:

August 21, 2012 at 10:53 pm

no shit sherlock..
Trex says:

February 9, 2013 at 8:02 am

me either
lolll says:

February 14, 2013 at 10:22 pm

one cannot simply be ‘almost pregnant’ without being ‘absoulte’
y8 says:

April 21, 2013 at 11:41 pm

abort
!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:

May 25, 2013 at 5:36 pm

ABORTION IS ENDING LIFE!
trajayjay says:

June 21, 2013 at 4:52 pm

Either you have another life form in your belly or you don’t, there’s no middle ground.
imran says:

September 28, 2013 at 3:09 pm

what is almost pregnant?? 😮
xtremebob says:

September 29, 2013 at 9:22 am

Thinking about “doing it” in order to become pregnant. I have actually heard it used in this context.

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