Apple tech support

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44 Responses to "Apple tech support"

sarawrah says:

November 29, 2009 at 6:17 pm

made me laugh out loud! LITERALLY.
MagicRat says:

March 3, 2010 at 9:42 am

is this because you don't need support on a Mac?
Elie Z says:

April 30, 2010 at 8:21 pm

…Apple has award winning tech support, and i used i once to fix an iTunes problem. My problem was solved quickly and politely, unlike with microsoft tech support (Hello, theese eese Mahtma Gupta with microsoft tech sueport, please hold)
DA says:

July 1, 2010 at 11:43 am

Unfair. Apple consistently ranks as the best support provider in Consumer Reports surveys/tests. This does not belong on your (otherwise really cool) list.
None says:

July 25, 2010 at 7:26 pm

Is this site just a free-for-all in stupidity? I'm asking in all seriousness.
Helena says:

July 27, 2010 at 9:15 pm

In feel like I need to forward this one to all the “Apple people” I know…
Apple hater says:

August 16, 2010 at 10:52 pm

lol I hate Apple
I build mine says:

October 21, 2010 at 7:09 pm

It's funny that this is on here, seeing only a none technical person one think this is a oxymoron. The reality is that companies will put any abled body infront of a computer and tell them to answer the phone and read from the script. This topic should be “Computer tech support” becuase they all do it.
I build mine says:

October 22, 2010 at 12:09 am

It's funny that this is on here, seeing only a none technical person one think this is a oxymoron. The reality is that companies will put any abled body infront of a computer and tell them to answer the phone and read from the script. This topic should be “Computer tech support” becuase they all do it.
Leeron64 says:

December 22, 2010 at 1:27 am

This is not an oxymoron.
Loganrdean says:

January 9, 2011 at 9:33 pm

better one: comcast customer service
stuff says:

January 23, 2011 at 9:49 pm

This is retarted. Apple has awesome tech support, and rarely has a tech failure anyway. Try microsoft tech support. (im not a mac. Used to be a pc but i figured out linux is better)
SAMu3LxX says:

March 9, 2011 at 11:54 pm

A gay lesbian.
Derp says:

May 9, 2011 at 5:31 pm

problem, macfags?
RAM1950 says:

June 24, 2011 at 8:11 pm

Best tech support I’ve ever experienced period.
J05hu4 says:

July 1, 2011 at 6:06 pm

Look at the facts. Apple has really high rated tech support. It’s just that people like to tell others if they say something retarded, like you just did.
Hello says:

October 30, 2011 at 3:58 am

no, really apple Hater?
Stuart Isbister says:

November 1, 2011 at 6:49 pm

does anyone moderate these supposed oxymorons?
PC>MAC says:

November 17, 2011 at 4:05 am

Re-Post
Problem, MacFags?
MACisASS says:

November 17, 2011 at 4:06 am

no, really macfaggot?
ROFL says:

February 23, 2012 at 7:28 pm

seriously…its oxymoron guys…idea was to say apple doesnt need tech support
Gerlin Jones says:

February 24, 2012 at 12:39 am

what about comcast tech support?
Sirnielson says:

June 8, 2012 at 1:21 pm

Seldom used but the best when it is needed.
Freddycoops says:

July 31, 2012 at 6:35 am

That’s because you used it to fix your iTunes had it been your Mac it would have been buy a new one
hahaha! says:

August 20, 2012 at 12:31 pm

So true! they know how to turn on the bloody machine, but when you need some expert help, there is none. I know, I have business support, and they don’t know s**t
Sydnicorn says:

August 20, 2012 at 4:16 pm

All you butthurt Applefags need to sit down somewhere. The ideas is to say that Apple doesn’t need tech support. -_-
Kelly McCuin says:

August 20, 2012 at 10:46 pm

I think you’re all missing the joke… They don’t DO anything, therefore they don’t actually do any support. Because Apple doesn’t need tech support. Seriously.
Kelly McCuin says:

August 20, 2012 at 10:47 pm

That’s not an oxymoron, that’s just redundant.
K says:

August 21, 2012 at 4:28 am

Or they were literally talking about a fruit…
sam says:

August 22, 2012 at 7:28 am

Apple have been notified. Hope you get sued.
lawl says:

August 22, 2012 at 11:02 am

anybody that ever needs tech support wether your on PC or Mac is a moron and not an oxy one…
AppleIsGay says:

September 5, 2012 at 3:38 am

Forgot my security question answers after 3 years, tried to get a reset, they said it would be fixed within 5-6 hours, 3 weeks later, still no replies.
ANONYMOUS says:

February 22, 2013 at 4:36 am

LOL
Ross says:

April 18, 2013 at 11:08 pm

No because there idiots and also look like one.
Not a mac says:

June 13, 2013 at 1:23 pm

because if you break a mac it can’t be fixed
you need a new mac
right says:

June 13, 2013 at 1:27 pm

people are right

apple tech support is good

even for macs they defently solve the problem easily and have spot on advice
“you need a new mac
Lyle says:

September 6, 2013 at 10:01 pm

Well you must have the wrong number or a fake Apple product because I forgot my questions called them and they helped me quickly and efficiently.
.. says:

October 16, 2013 at 11:50 pm

is it because you do not need ‘tech’ support for a natural product, the fruit, apple. a play on words due to the fact there is a company named apple
boo boo #getonmylevel says:

December 16, 2013 at 3:35 pm

noooooo just stop lookin like a bag of tricks
charles says:

January 25, 2014 at 2:18 am

lets face it nothing touches Linux user support, who better to take advice from than somebody who has had the problem befor. Ubuntu till i die.
jonah says:

May 1, 2014 at 12:54 pm

its an oxymoron because they don’t actual support anything but apples
Acrophobic Mountain Climber says:

November 1, 2016 at 8:45 pm

oxymoronic
Acrophobic Mountain Climber says:

November 1, 2016 at 8:46 pm

lol
Romnel Gruta says:

January 20, 2021 at 5:17 am

where can i find the definition

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